Thursday, January 19, 2006

Acronyms....

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS : INFerior Offline SYStems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggers Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

16. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & LackLusture

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. PCL : Poor Computers Ltd

20. SPARC : Simply Poor And Redundant Computer' s

21. SUN : Surely Useless Novelties

22. CRAY : Cry Repeatedly After a Year

23. TUL : Troubles Un Limited

24. ICIM : Impossible Computers In Maintenance

25. TI : Tactless Idiots

26. BPL : Below Poverty Line

27. HP : Hungry people

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